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On that final day of the botter fight between good acting and bad acting, there were three losses of life. The first Hugh Jackman, loved by many. Admired by his fellow good actors. An other loss was that of Brad Pitt, loved by...Carl. And finally Lord Keanu Reeves. A true....ly awful actor. May they fictionally rest in peace. The consequences of that day led to a truce being made between both parties. Publicly the bad actors were shamed for their crimes against acting. Angelina escaped conviction as Mark doesn't technically exist anymore. Dan was sentenced to life at the homosexual prison of
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There were three firm knocks at the door. 'We're not in!' Stellan called from Johnny Depp's shoulders. 'Maybe they'll leave if we stay quiet...?' Francis whispered to Hugh. 'A-CHOO!' Frank Sinatra sneezed. 'There goes that plan......' 'We're not scared-ah! Tha soonerrr we kill 'em, tha bett-ah!' Davy yelled. 'Yeah!' His crew agreed. The front door flew open, a silhouette appearing in the dark. 'I sensed that you sensed that we were coming....' Keanu said. 'Ey you sensed right-ah!' Davy's eyes narrowed
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Chapter the sixiestChapter SixChapter the sixiest
'We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of our good friend...Emma.' Lord Keanu bowed his head tiredly. 'Wait!'yelled a voice from the back of the church. A cloaked man approached the front. 'I am a vicar. And a friend of Emma's. She would have wanted me to do the ceremony.' Tobes said from under the cloak. 'Very well.' Keanu yawned. Tobes stood at the front. 'Emma was a very funny person. All of her films made me laugh....I mean, lovely girl.' An hour later, the entire congregation of mourners sat outside the church. Dan Radcliffe had
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5th Chapter"But he's a gr-reat actor!" Carl sobbed uncontrollably. Luna raised her eyebrows behind his back. "But think of 'Interview with a vampire'" Anya comforted him. "He was truly awful!" "He was good in f-fight club!" Carl weeped. Tobes and Francis entered the room quietly and saw their friends gathered around Carl. "Let's face it; Oceans Eleven was a film we could all appreciate." Francis smiled down at him. "But his other films were.......Carl he sucked. AND he's practically married to the 'baby snatcher.'"5th Chapter
"Poor guy." Tobes shook his head. Carl finally ceased c
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